Legally distinct. Not for polite rooms.
Whopper Sandwich
This place has a whopper of a sandwich. We say this because the sandwich is huge, and you ain't seen nothing like it. It is large in the unpleasant way a damp couch is large when somebody leaves it by the road.
The Throne
This sandwich does not sit on a plate so much as occupy it. The plate is mostly there for paperwork. A throne makes more sense, because regular furniture looks embarrassed under it.
Not that Whopper. This is our own whopper. Different sandwich. Same problem: your mouth says yes and your lower half starts checking the exits.
The Warning
It's so big that your mind will blow before your colon does. Your colon hears about it later and starts making noises like old plumbing in a bad motel.
Eat it at a table, in a parking lot, or over a trash can like a normal person having a private medical event.
No mascots. No logos. No royal endorsements. Just a big gross sandwich with the social grace of a clogged toilet at a truck stop.